I could fill this advert with the usual shit.

print "turd.txt"


I like all kinds of music hehe, I like milk and biscuits and football, looking for a normal girl to settle downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

FUCK!

But that is not me.

Look if you don't see the joke above, then don't bother reading onwards it just aint you lucky day.

I am not on gumtree expecting to find a princess or my one true love, I can hope but it more likely I going to strike oil in my backyard. No I'm on gumtree because all sharks end on the beach eventually.

lets do a pseudo interview with my subconscious mind.

[interviewer] a/s/l
[me] 26/m/cambridge
[interviewer]describe yourself in three words
[me]gentle, undecided, creative
[interviewer]what are you here for
[me]i looking for someone to care for
[interviewer]why dont you have that now
[me]cause i fucked up a relationship and lost what i had before i realised
[interviewer]what are you looking for
[me]someone unconventional, someone who reads - someone who is unsure of themselves but happy where they are and don’t care what people think.
[interviewer]anymore, maybe things you dont not like will help the readers understand you better
[me]i not that fussy about people that much, I am fairly shy around people I dont know but can be charming in the right light, its just shyness nothing else. I never cared about people smoking things like that, in fact i prefer people somewhat on the edge, do not smoke myself.
[interviewer]OK, lets stop you there, how about looks start with yourself.
[me]i am black, 6 ft3 tall in old money, 1.91m in euros, some people have always said I am good looking in that ... way, I was offered modelling work but I too far down at the time ... lol lol but ... well ... everyone likes to think people like them, don’t they?
[interviewer]Thank you, and your perfect partner how would she look?
[me]i dont have a preference as such, i dated blonde girls dark haired girls, tall, short curvy and slim. I am slim tall built and prefer a similar build. i love light blue eyes just staring into their abyss but stong eyes can convey power over a mans souls
[interviewer]OK
[me]hang-on
[interviewer]let..s.
[me]hang-on hang-on, look lets stop right now. Reading this no one will even slightly understand me. A: they think i am an arrogant ass, or B: a sad loser and neither is true. wanna find out why?, . You know... dont you understand sometimes, you spend so much time thinking about your mistakes that you forget you are not condemned to live them in perpetuity.

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THAT ITS... i cannot be bothered to write anymore, i must troll a little shit who posted a neg review of my comments on youtube yes i am black ans so wut

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