That was so funny. The guy in the leather jacket who has a girlfriend knocks on my door and starts to try and sell me windows and says that something smells nice as I open the door. That was tonights dinner. 2lb of steak with my special mushrooms. I stopped him in his tracks and said it was a rented property and the landlord was an arse.

My parting comment to him was, "You can bring your mate round cause I'd like to spend some time with him"! F**K me, he brought him back to get a sale How embarassed was I!

His work pal was a lil cutie and I wanted him so much. If you were the lil cutie please get in contact as I want to have fun with you. You are welcome anytime you like.

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