Where have all the fun, cute ladies gone???

11 GOOD REASONS TO DATE ME...

1) I will only play computer games if there are no feet or backs that need massaging...
2) I hate lying in bed on Sunday mornings, affording me valuable time to make you tea and toast in bed...
3) Mysteriously, at a certain time of each month, I have an overwhelming urge to buy flowers and chocolates...
4) Your mum will love me, all mums love me...
5) I have reached a point in my life where all my problems can now be solved with either a nice cup of tea or a beer...
6) I would rather spend my weekends clothes shopping for your knickers than watching football, I DO NOT know the offside rule...
7) I am expert in football bullsh*t and slang and can therefore impress any dad/brother/mate...
8) I will not attempt to flirt with your best mate, however may offer to do her washing up...
9) There is no argument you cannot win by simply letting me squeeze your bum...
10) As I love all sizes of bottom, the answer to the question "Does my bum look big in this?" will always be.... "Hopefully!"
11) I love kissing hair and combing necks... actually meant that the other way around, but will try anything once...

My perfect lady would be anyone who can put up with all of the above!

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